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Infographic: The worst sex scenes in fiction

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Over the past 25 years, the Literary Review’s Bad Sex in Fiction award has shone an annual spotlight on novelists fumbling for words, elevating awkward euphemisms into hilarious, award-winning awkward euphemisms. In DG #29 we celebrated this unlikely literary phenomenon with our favourite fleshly flourishes from the past decade…

This infographic was published in DG#29. Pick up a copy in our online shop or take out an annual subscription using the promotion code ‘SLOWNEWSDAY’ for 10 percent off.

A slower, more reflective type of journalism”
Creative Review

Jam-packed with information... a counterpoint to the speedy news feeds we've grown accustomed to”
Creative Review

A leisurely (and contrary) look backwards over the previous three months”
The Telegraph

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El Mundo

Refreshing... parries the rush of 24-hour news with 'slow journalism'”
The Telegraph

A very cool magazine... It's like if Greenland Sharks made a newspaper”
Qi podcast

The UK's second-best magazine” Ian Hislop
Editor, Private Eye
Private Eye Magazine

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BBC Radio 4 - Today Programme