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Hollywouldn’t: Best of Reddit movie pitches

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On Reddit’s ‘pitch a movie‘ thread anyone can submit their idea for a potential blockbuster or arthouse masterpiece. Here’s our selection of last year’s pitches which are unlikely to ever grace the silver screen, with handy illustrations.


Pitchers: cvdfer, Batmankoff92, tasteyspiderham, War-Tits, chrisnewmanjnr, FX_Boston, sphks, Young_Neil_Postman, kevinjazz24

A slower, more reflective type of journalism”
Creative Review

Jam-packed with information... a counterpoint to the speedy news feeds we've grown accustomed to”
Creative Review

A leisurely (and contrary) look backwards over the previous three months”
The Telegraph

Quality, intelligence and inspiration: the trilogy that drives the makers of Delayed Gratification”
El Mundo

Refreshing... parries the rush of 24-hour news with 'slow journalism'”
The Telegraph

A very cool magazine... It's like if Greenland Sharks made a newspaper”
Qi podcast

The UK's second-best magazine” Ian Hislop
Editor, Private Eye
Private Eye Magazine

Perhaps we could all get used to this Delayed idea...”
BBC Radio 4 - Today Programme