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Hollywouldn’t: Best of Reddit movie pitches

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On Reddit’s ‘pitch a movie‘ thread anyone can submit their idea for a potential blockbuster or arthouse masterpiece. Here’s our selection of last year’s pitches which are unlikely to ever grace the silver screen, with handy illustrations.

Holly

Pitchers: cvdfer, Batmankoff92, tasteyspiderham, War-Tits, chrisnewmanjnr, FX_Boston, sphks, Young_Neil_Postman, kevinjazz24

This entry was posted on Monday, July 27th, 2015 at 11:04 am and is filed under Delayed Gratification magazine, From the team.

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