Infographic: How to pull off a celebrity selfie scam

In July 2016 we learned that pop star Selena Gomez can earn up to $550,000 per sponsored social media post. Here, Evil Stick Man explains how you too can cash in on the online appetite for stars and snaps…


 

ESM 1

1. Start a charity. Make the cause relatable but vague – something involving a donkey is good. Launch a website and social channels.

 

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2. Host a small charity event and invite C-list Celebrity X. Offer them a fee to appear. Do not invite any members of the press.

 

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3. Take photographs of Celebrity X looking charitable at the charity event. Post pictures on your site and social media channels.

 

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4. Wait for Celebrity X to repost, retweet or blog about the event using your images.

 

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5. Send the representatives of Celebrity X a letter threatening to sue them for the unauthorised circulation of your copyrighted images.

 

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6. Get a journalist to call the representatives of Celebrity X and ask about their bitter legal wrangle with a charity from whom they’ve already taken money to attend a party.

 

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7. X’s representatives will make a substantial settlement offer over the copyright infringement, including a strict non-disclosure clause.

 

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8. Demand they double their offer before accepting. Repeat the process with a series of different celebrities.

 

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9. You are now rich. Hire out Chessington World of Adventures exclusively for you and your donkey.

 

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