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Dependence Day

“Another Independence Day but this time they have to work together with the aliens to defeat other aliens”

Internet Dog

“A movie about a dog that uses the internet, and he finds other dogs that use the internet. But the humans do not know their dogs use the internet”

Elizabeth II: Vampire Hunter

“Takes place in WW2 with Queen Elizabeth as the protagonist. Think James Bond with vampires”

Cross My Heart*

“Two priests stage a Second Coming of Christ to get more money for the church”

Werewolves in a Moon Base

“Enough said”

Cut to the Chase*

“The entire movie is a chase scene. No character building, no plot, no stop. Just an hour-and-a-half-long chase scene”

Snail Male*

“You get $100 million but a snail is always following you and if it touches you, you die. It starts fairly normal with the man being given this choice. He starts in the same room as the snail but decides to live on the other side of the world. All is fine until about 20 years later he sees the snail again…”

Catching Some Zs*

“A zombie movie where they develop a vaccine [to stop you turning into a zombie] but no one will take it. They could have protests where people are like ‘Only five percent of people become zombies’ or ‘It’s my right to be a zombie’”

Face Off

“A movie that has a conventional plot but where no people’s faces are shown. This could be accomplished either by shooting everyone from the neck down or from the back of the head, or they could wear masks or paper bags”

Posted on Friday, July 5th, 2024 - Categories: #43 - Apr-June 2021, App Issues.