For want of a better word

Airgasm

(n) A feeling of euphoric relief when you take off your face mask after leaving a shop or other enclosed space

Boop

(v) To gently, affectionately tap on the nose of a pet

Gringe

(n) A ‘grown-out fringe’ that ‘frames the face’

Porch pirate

(n) A thief who steals packages from a porch

Pseudoglot

(n) One who knows a few words in many languages and pretends to be a polyglot

Sqwander

(v) To wander aimlessly spending money unexpectedly

Vaxication

(n) The first holiday planned after being vaccinated against Covid-19

Wokefishing

(v) Pretending to share the same political and social opinions as a person that you are attracted to, in order to gain favour with them

Zooty call

(n) A ‘booty call’ conducted using a video-conferencing facility

Posted on Friday, July 5th, 2024 - Categories: #42 - Jan-Mar 2021, App Issues.